The ever elusive Paulina
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mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

Fuck clothes or a big house when I get rich. Im paying for every possible expansion of harry potter. Give me the Longbottom’s life story. Sirius’s. Regulus too why not. Bellatrix and Draco’s and Luna’s and fucking Lily and James and school age Hagrid and Lee Jordan’s. Tell me how Filch got so cranky. Why Petunia hates magic so much. Fuck and overseas wizards. I want African witch doctors and Chinese wizards and fuckin Inuit wizards give me that shit I will pay hard cash for that shit

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

marauders4evr:

The Harry Potter movies added many scenes that I disagree with.

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This is not one of them.

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

eggzakery:

*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*

stitch-the-geek:

wearethemakersofmanners:

I want someone to love me like snape loved lily. like gatsby loved daisy. like heathcliffe loved cathy.  like the phantom loved christine. like humbert loved lolita. like apollo loved daphne. l don’t understand romance. please keep men away from me until I learn

thank god this post ends like it does

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

unwinona:

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

LET IT GO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

Harry Potter + scenery

demonyukio:

things i want to draw:

  • fanart
  • my ocs

things i cant draw:

  • fanart
  • my own fuckin ocs

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom